Read this to your dog this weekend! A funny whimsical story about a dog and his ‘stuffy’

Hello, I’m an Australian terrier. My pal who feeds me is the poet, Richard Grossman. What is the meaning of life? Now let me see…
8/3/2011 9:30 am by BoswellSpeaks
Maybe the meaning of life has something to do with kibble. A secret arrangement in my bowl. Maybe the spirit of the bowl can speak to me.
8/3/2011 9:35 am by BoswellSpeaks
I saw the meaning of life written in my kibble, but then I ate the message. Drats!
8/3/2011 10:00 am by BoswellSpeaks
Now I have to wait till tomorrow to get another shot at understanding the secret meaning of everything.
8/3/2011 10:40 am by BoswellSpeaks
But maybe the spirit speaks to me in other ways.
8/3/2011 10:45 am by BoswellSpeaks
Why should I be so down on myself for eating the meaning of the universe? It was written in kibble. They say I’m a dog. Dogs eat kibble.
8/3/2011 12:00 pm by BoswellSpeaks
Now that I’m trying to understand the key to the universe, I feel great. I have an open mind. My bowl is empty. What does this mean?
8/3/2011 12:30 pm by BoswellSpeaks
There goes Grossman, walking through the kitchen. Grossman is new to Twitter. I feel sorry for him. Poor guy.
8/3/2011 1:00 pm by BoswellSpeaks
Two hours ago Grossman couldn’t tell you the difference between a tweet and a chihuahua, but he thinks about the universe all the time.
8/3/2011 1:30 pm by BoswellSpeaks
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